I am still NOT FUCKING INTERESTED in being contacted by any exes with alcohol problems, tiny dicks, and idiot faces. Choke on a cock. Pick one that's bigger than yours. That should be easy, since its all of them ( Read more... )

Leave me alone. Don't try and follow me on Google Buzz, or see what I share on Google Reader, or accidentally send me spam because your gmail was hacked, or friend me on whatever genius widget the hive mind comes up with tomorrow. You, specifically, are one of the reasons that I keep things like that private. I give not a shit about you or the mess ( Read more... )

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Ha-ha.

That's about the size of it.

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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulgeekchik goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Rosie the Riveter.acsumama gives you 17 brown coffee-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.caesarspunk tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy!jenniferarrr tricks you! You lose 10 pieces of candy!mcduff tricks you! You get a scratched CD.meedja tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of ( Read more... )

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