Assalamo Alaykom...kashkoolNovember 3 2005, 01:39:00 UTC
Happy Eid Mubarak...
This is Tareq from Jordan :)
Joke.. A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps on the window. He lowers the window and asks what he wanted. The man says, President Bush was kidnapped and the ransom is $5 Million dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire! "We are doing a collection, do you wish to participate?" The man asks "on the average what are people giving?" The man says "5 to 10 liters!"
Re: Assalamo Alaykom...geekizmNovember 3 2005, 22:17:31 UTC
lol. Very funny! Id actually give in gallons if I were them! hehe
Oh btw, if you havnt already read my comment to someone else above, my journal is sisters only! Im sorry! Its actually my fault that I wrote Friends-Only but really its Sisters-Only. I am a hijabi and it kinda doesnt feel right when you're following one thing but ignoring another. I hope you understand. thanks for the joke though.
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This is Tareq from Jordan :)
Joke..
A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps on the window.
He lowers the window and asks what he wanted.
The man says, President Bush was kidnapped and the ransom is $5 Million
dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have
threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire!
"We are doing a collection, do you wish to participate?"
The man asks "on the average what are people giving?"
The man says "5 to 10 liters!"
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Id actually give in gallons if I were them! hehe
Oh btw, if you havnt already read my comment to someone else above, my journal is sisters only! Im sorry!
Its actually my fault that I wrote Friends-Only but really its Sisters-Only. I am a hijabi and it kinda doesnt feel right when you're following one thing but ignoring another. I hope you understand.
thanks for the joke though.
And Khair Mubarak!
Hope you have a good one!!
wa as salaamu alaikum.
~Madz
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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Did you like it? If yes, then add me back. :)))
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This is the sister formally known as hijabi19 ;)
add again +?
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t/c
as salaamu alaikum
btw, my name is Madeeha (or call me "Madz" since thats what I go by online)
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