It seems that lately, all my friends have moved far away from me and it's becoming a menial task to get anyone to hang out with me at all. I want my old friends back. I want things to go back to being the way they used to be. I'm tired of people making meaningless excuses not to hang out with me, instead opting to tell me "I'll call you later." as ( Read more... )

Mama told me (Not to come) is really all about premature ejaculation? Or in fact, having sex without impregnation?

http://www.myspace.com/dickiecrickets

He is my best friend in the entire world.

Text of shirt:
"Yo nigga we rollin on dubyas!"
Graphic on front of Lil Jon and Kanye West driving an el camino. with george w bushes face on the rims.

1. Go to Taco Bell
2. Order a) 7-layer burrito b)cheesy fiesta potatoes c)spicy chicken soft taco.
3. Wait for order.
4. Pick up order and sit at table.
5. Open up 7-layer burrito, pour in cheesy fiesta potatoes.
6. Open spicy chicken soft taco, turn upside down onto potato filled burrito.
7. Wrap back up and enjoy.

I've become desperate as of late ( Read more... )

I haven't updated this thing in nearly a year ( Read more... )

So it's like, all I wanted to was watch a movie with a few friends tonight. And that didn't work out. So I went out to my car because I wanted to go to 7-11. And I had a parking ticket. For $15. Money I don't have. Which means I'll have to ask for another handout from my parents. God damn it.

AVP Sucks. It's like funny, but it's not supposed to be funny, imagine a situation comedy with a black woman and a predator and you have practically 1/3rd of the movie. The gore isn't that great except for the occasional slicing open of an alien and even then it's pretty poor. It's really sad to see H.R. Giger's creations being reduced to such a ( Read more... )

I have just been informed that during the last shift of one of my companies former employess he projected everything while naked. This is a useless but entertaining story.