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Summary
Location
Comments
03:34
House invites Wilson over to watch an L Word marathon, but Wilson tells him he can't make it because he's having dinner with Cuddy. "It doesn't make sense. Unless she ran out of batteries."
Lobby, elevator, hallway
14:15
House dumps the contents of Cuddy's wastebasket on Wilson's desk, suggests she's using red clover as an herbal cancer remedy and that their dinner date is really a consult, and Cameron interrupts to report that Kara has a subarachnoid bleed.
Wilson's office
16:55
Cuddy and Wilson discuss his recent separation over dinner, Cuddy asks if he wants kids, and instead of answering her question, Wilson asks if there's anything in particular that she wanted to talk about.
Restaurant
23:13
Wilson insists that his dinner with Cuddy was a date (as he's doing a PCR in the middle of the night on the saliva from her spoon), House wants to know why Wilson so desperately wants it to be a date, and Wilson says it's because the alternative is cancer.
Lab
34:35
Wilson tells House that Cuddy's negative for all cancer markers and that it was a date, Chase reports that the autopsy showed Michael had slight villous atrophy, House realizes that the baby had celiac disease like Mom, and Wilson explains that celiac patients are susceptible to cancer of the stomach lining and that Kara has MALT lymphoma.
House's office, Diagnostics office
36:22
[38:02]
Cuddy isn't exactly thrilled to find out that a PCR was done without her consent, House points out that her estrogen level is too high, determines that she's on fertility meds with red clover as an herbal booster and that dinner with Wilson was really an audition as a potential sperm donor, and Wilson interrupts to report that Kara refuses to let him touch her.
Cuddy's office
42:00
House and Wilson have a brief and very awkward encounter with Cuddy as they're leaving for the day, Wilson asks if Cuddy knows they tested her for cancer, House says yes, lies to protect her secret by pretending she had some skin lesions, and tells Wilson that their dinner wasn't a date. "You TiVo The L Word?"
Elevator, lobby
223 - Who's Your Daddy? Time
Summary
Location
Comments
21:40
Wilson asks if Crandall was a match for a bone marrow transplant, is surprised that House hasn't done a paternity test to see if Crandall really is Leona's father, and House stops the radiation treatment when he notices a dark-colored liquid oozing out of Leona's mouth.
Radiation room
25:15
Wilson thinks House is jealous because Crandall's maturing and accepting responsibility, House argues that he hasn't changed at all, then explains that he once offered to talk to a girl Crandall wanted to marry who was sending mixed signals, and that technically he's not the one who "blew it."
House's office
35:51
Wilson walks in on House as Ingrid is massaging his leg, Wilson suggests a couple of possible scenarios re: the paternity test, House denies he did one, and Cameron reports that Leona's lungs have collapsed. "It's not what you think!"
House's office
224 - No Reason Time
Summary
Location
Comments
16:46
House reviews his medical records while Wilson does his physical therapy for him, concludes that he probably hallucinated the patient's girlfriend, worries about how he can do his job if his judgment is compromised, and wonders why the surgeon gave him ketamine as an anesthetic.
Physical therapy
24:55
House is frustrated that he missed the connection between the patient's symptoms and testicular cancer, is furious that Cuddy screwed up his brain, Wilson explains why he thinks House doesn't want a healthy leg, and House figures out why Wilson is defending Cuddy.
Men's room, hallway
First urinal scene! :D
27:12
House confronts Cuddy and Wilson about the ketamine, they try to explain that they were trying to help him, House punches Wilson in the jaw, and Wilson asks if he's hallucinating.
Cuddy's office
301 - Meaning Time
Summary
Location
Comments
02:47
Wilson and Cuddy try to decide which case to present to House on his first day back to work after the shooting, House bursts in after running eight miles to work, Cuddy reminds him that the ketamine can wear off, House insists it's not going to, and decides to accept two cases.
Cuddy's office
04:43
Wilson wants to know why House took the brain cancer case since there's nothing left to diagnose.
Lobby, staircase
09:57
Wilson thinks House accepted a case with no mystery because he wants to find meaning in the satisfaction of just helping another human being, House admits that he wasn't sure what to feel when the patient's wife thanked him, and Cameron interrupts with an update about Yoga Girl.
Lobby balcony
16:05
After hearing about how House tried to bargain with Cuddy (agreeing to cut back on Richard's morphine if Cuddy would let him do the surgery on Yoga Girl), Wilson tries to remind House why he took Richard's case in the first place, to help him.
Lobby balcony
16:56
The discussion continues as they observe Yoga Girl's surgery, House barges into the OR to get a closer look at the icky toenail (that indicates scurvy is the cause of her paralysis).
OR, observation room
21:29
Wilson thinks House is fabricating a mystery because he's bored, and tells him to stop torturing Richard's family with false hope.
Campus grounds
31:59
Wilson tells House that Cuddy's already called to warn him that he's going to try use him to run some more tests on Richard, House admits that his leg hurt earlier and wants a prescription for Vicodin, and Wilson thinks House is just trying to get him feel sorry for him so he'll do the end-around on Cuddy or give him a scrip.
Wilson's office
37:16
Wilson seems surprised that House is in his office brooding instead of trying to stab Richard in the neck with a shot of cortisol as he's leaving the hospital, and House says Cuddy was right to tell him no because there was no medical basis to suggest that Richard had Addison's disease.
House's office
41:00
Cuddy wants to tell House that he was right and that the injection worked, but Wilson convinces her not to because he thinks House just got lucky, and is worried that House might not be so lucky the next time and might kill someone.
Hallway
302 - Cane and Able Time
Summary
Location
Comments
05:39
House arrives at work earlier than usual, Wilson and Cuddy notice that House seems to be favoring his left leg, and Cuddy thinks House's leg might be hurting because they lied to him about getting the last case wrong.
Lobby
25:32
Cameron confronts Wilson and Cuddy about lying to House, and threatens to tell House the truth. "Then come up with a cunning plan, and fast."
Lobby balcony
28:34
Wilson tries to give House a bottle of Vicodin so he can get through rehab, House refuses to accept it, and Wilson thinks House is scared that the ketamine is wearing off, and that it was "just a tortuous window to the good life."
House's office
40:46
Wilson admits the lie was his idea, and was worried that if House thought he'd solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, House might think he was God, and his wings would melt.
Wilson's office
303 - Informed Consent Time
Summary
Location
Comments
18:27
Wilson analyzes Ezra Powell's bone marrow biopsy and rules out leukemia and a fungal infection, Cameron reports that the MRI of the head was clean, and House jokingly suggests turning back the clock since their alloted time is up and they still don't have any answers.
Lab
27:59
Wilson asks House about his leg, the patient, and thinks House's reluctance to help Ezra end his life is really because he can't stand the thought of a patient dying before he's figured out why.
House's office
304 - Lines in the Sand Time
Summary
Location
Comments
11:14
House conducts a DDX in Wilson's office, Cameron tries to figure out why, House orders his team to go do an echocardiogram on Adam, and Wilson thinks House is trying to make him miserable so he'll make Cuddy miserable on House's behalf so she'll put the blood-stained carpet back in his office.
Wilson's office
15:36
Foreman cons Wilson into performing a lymph node biopsy on Adam.
Wilson's office
16:05
Wilson can't start the biopsy since Adam is fighting their attempts to anesthetize him, House comes up with a solution to get Adam to cooperate, the parents are impressed with House's ability to communicate with their autistic son, and House explains that it was simply a case of "monkey see, monkey do."
Procedure room
17:45
Wilson reviews the biopsy slides, Cameron wants to know what's wrong with the parents wanting a normal child, House thinks it would be liberating to "live a life free of all the mind-numbing social niceties," Wilson rules out cancer, and finds liver cells where lymph cells were supposed to be.
Lab
21:28
Wilson walks in as House is conducting another DDX in his office, and turns around and leaves without saying a word.
Wilson's office
22:12
Wilson thinks Cuddy might have overreacted a little by getting a restraining order against House's 17-year-old stalker, Wilson tries to convince Cuddy to put the blood-stained carpet back in House's office and offers to pay for it, but Cuddy still refuses to do it.
Staircase
39:18
Wilson tries another tactic to get Cuddy to put the carpet back by suggesting that House has Asperger's, and tells her that House took Adam's case as a way of trying to help himself.
Cuddy's office
40:05
Wilson says House wishes he had autism so he could be absolved of responsibility and act like a jerk, House rates Adam's parents on the happiness scale as he watches them prepare to leave the hospital, and Adam gives House his PSP. "That was a ten."
Waiting room
305 - Fools for Love Time
Summary
Location
Comments
02:08
Cameron tries to discuss their new case, but House is distracted by Wilson's apparent flirtation with a new nurse.
Diagnostics office
02:47
House interrupts the conversation, Wendy leaves after saying that House is everything she's heard about him, and House is convinced that Wilson is rushing into another bad relationship.
Hallway
21:18
House barges into Wilson's office under the pretext he's there for a consult, Wilson reviews the films and rules out sarcoidosis, and when Wilson continues to deny that he's dating Wendy, House tries to provoke a reaction by referring to a romantic weekend in the Poconos.
Wilson's office
24:23
Wilson tries to convince Jeremy to let them do a brain biopsy on Tracy, but Jeremy refuses, and wants them to stop treating him so they can do the biopsy on him instead.
Patient's room
25:02
House yells at Wilson for not getting consent to do the biopsy on Tracy, and Wilson argues that his job was to present Jeremy with his options, not to get House the result he wanted.
Hallway
40:02
Closing montage; Wilson goes "home" to a hotel room.
Wilson's hotel room
First glimpse of Wilson's new living arrangements post-Grace
306 - Que Sera Sera Time
Summary
Location
Comments
04:55
House wants to know what took Wilson so long to bail him out of jail, and Wilson explains that he didn't have $15,000 lying around in his loose change jar.
Outside jail, Wilson's car
Wilson's car makes an appearance
18:26
House wonders why Cameron is so sympathetic toward fat people, Wilson advises House to call the lawyer that Cuddy recommended, and Foreman and Cameron report that George is threatening to check out AMA.
Nurses station
House helps himself to a couple of cherry tomatoes from Wilson's salad.
24:04
[24:44]
House tells Cameron to send George home, Cameron argues that he's giving up too easily because he's distracted re: his legal problems, House wants to know what Wilson told Tritter that could have led him to believe that he had a stash of pills at his apartment, and Wilson tells him to talk to his lawyer.
Hallway, vending machine
36:34
Wilson performs bronchoscopy on George.
Procedure room
39:42
Tritter confronts Wilson about the forged scrips, and Wilson lies to protect House.
Wilson's hotel room
307 - Son of Coma Guy Time
Summary
Location
Comments
00:00
Wilson confronts House about forging scrips on his prescription pad, House doesn't think Tritter has a case, and House tests his theory that Kyle has akinetopsia by throwing a bag of chips at him and provoking a seizure.
Coma ward
10:57
House says he has to get Gabe a steak before he'll answer any questions about Kyle, Wilson wonders if Gabe's apparent lack of concern is due to asphyxiation-related brain damage, and House thinks the explanation might be much simpler--that he just doesn't like his son.
Hallway
15:52
House finds Wilson at the ATM, and asks for a hundred bucks and to borrow his car.
ATM (by gift shop)
16:06
Wilson hands his car keys over to House, and when he realizes that House intends to let Gabe drive, he decides to go with them.
PPTH parking lot
Wilson's car makes an appearance
16:58
Glimpse of Wilson changing out of his lab coat in the background as House and Gabe stock up on junk food and negotiate terms for House getting the info he needs re: Kyle.
Outside convenience store
"
19:12
Wilson wants to know why Gabe is running away from the only family he has left, House is more interested in getting a medical history and a Vicodin refill, Gabe asks what's up between House and Wilson, and House thinks Kyle might be suffering my mercury poisoning.
Wilson's car
(scene cuts to Diagnostics office for phone convo)
"
22:36
When Gabe can't find the hoagie place, Wilson tries to encourage him to go back to Princeton to see his son before he lapses back into a coma, Gabe says Kyle is just a drunker loser like the rest of his mother's side of the family, and Wilson points out that House told him that drinking had damaged Kyle's liver after they left the hospital. "Deep inside, Wilson believes that if he cares enough, he'll never have to die."
Wilson's car
"
24:24
Wilson tries to custom order a hoagie from room service, House wants more info from Gabe, Wilson thinks House stole his prescription pad since he has to see how far he can push a relationship before it breaks, Foreman calls to report that Kyle isn't suffering from mercury poisoning after all and that his heart is failing, and House tells Gabe that they don't have time to take turns asking questions, and that he can ask big one at the end.
Hotel suite
(scene cuts to lab for phone convo)
26:46
House wants to know how all of Kyle's relatives died, Wilson is finally able to track down the hoagie place and makes arrangements for them to deliver for a hefty tip, and Gabe's reflexes start to deteriorate.
Hotel suite
28:31
Gabe wants to know why House became a doctor since he obviously hates people, and House tells him about the time his friend developed an infection after a rock climbing accident in Japan, and the doctors had to listen to the buraku because they didn't know what to do and he was always right.
Hotel suite
31:19
Wilson thinks Gabe blames his son for the fire that killed his wife and put him in a coma, Gabe says it was an accident and blames himself for not being able to protect his family, House figures out that Kyle has ragged-red fiber and calls his team, and Foreman tells him that it's too late since Kyle has severe cardiomyopathy and doesn't have a shot at a transplant since he's an alcoholic.
Hotel suite
(scene cuts to nurses station for phone convo)
34:11
Gabe wants to give his heart to Kyle, Wilson tries to talk him out of it in case there's a medical breakthrough someday re: his vegetative condition, and points out that ragged-red fiber is treatable, but not curable.
Hotel suite
35:05
Cuddy refuses to let Gabe donate his heart to Kyle, and House tells Wilson to leave the room so he can discuss some options with Gabe. "Maybe I don't wanna push this till it breaks."
Hotel suite
(scene cuts to Cuddy's office for phone convo)
38:15
Wilson goes the the casino to establish an alibi for House.
Casino
39:13
Wilson waits in hallway with House as Gabe hangs himself.
Hallway outside hotel suite
41:23
House thinks Wilson's need to be needed is out of control, Wilson asks if House knew that Tritter was talking to his team while they were gone and says his enabling isn't anything House should be complaining about, and Wilson finds out that his bank accounts have been frozen as part of a police investigation.
ATM (by gift shop)
308 - Whac-A-Mole Time
Summary
Location
Comments
02:09
Wilson's car is towed away, courtesy of Detective Tritter.
Hotel parking lot
03:55
Wilson meets with his attorney, who advises him to give the police what they want and stop lying for House.
Attorney's office
09:59
Wilson explains that he's late to work because Tritter is holding his car as a hostage to try to pressure him into testifying against House, Cuddy is concerned that a conviction will cost House his medical license and the hospital a precious resource, and Wilson finds out that his prescriptions are being bounced back because his DEA number has been suspended.
Lobby, clinic, pharmacy
10:42 [11:15]
Wilson tells House that the DEA revoked his prescription privileges, House says that Tritter is just trying to squeeze him into ratting since he doesn't have any real evidence, Wilson replies that he isn't going to let Tritter squeeze his patients, and tells House that he's going to use his team to prescribe for him until he can get everything straightened out.
Diagnostics office
13:28 [14:14]
Wilson interrupts a DDX to borrow one of House's fellows, and House tells him to take Cameron.
Diagnostics office
15:23
Wilson gives Cameron a quick rundown on the medications that he needs her to prescribe for him, and she doesn't feel comfortable writing scripts for patients she's never seen, especially with Tritter looking over their shoulders.
Wilson's office
16:54
Cameron sits in as Wilson sees a patient, and the patient gets upset and thinks Cameron is there because Wilson got her diagnosis or meds wrong.
Exam room
29:54 [30:40]
Wilson tries to borrow Cameron again during a DDX, but House refuses to let him have her since his patient's condition is more critical.
Diagnostics office
38:15
Wilson tells House that he's shutting down his practice and referring his patients to other oncologists, House thinks he's overreacting, Wilson loses it and screams at House to turn himself in or do something to get Tritter off their backs, House refuses to feel guilty, Wilson says that House already feels guilty and that his mysterious shoulder pain is really coming from is conscience, and Wilson realizes that House isn't going to do anything to help him through this situation.
Wilson's office
42:28
House rides up on his motorcycle as Wilson waits for the bus, they exchange glances, and then House drives off into the night. *sobs*
Bus stop