http://www.twolumps.net/d/20061025.html

But here's another Dork Tower filk

http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/images/comics/Dragon344.gif

I was up last night with the feeling of imminant Evil.
Anyone aware of what it was?

The Longest Time

You scored 24 angst and 23 tempo! (scale for each: 0-60)

If I said good-bye to you tonight ( Read more... )

1. Explain what ended your last relationship? Nothing, yet
2. When was the last time you shaved? This morning
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Cleaning desk
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Filing scans
5. Are you any good at math? Math? FUN!
6. Your prom night? Lesbo? Gina?
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? General Lee
8. Have ( Read more... )

Starring Ebenezer's Crotch

http://www.twolumps.net/d/20061009.html

It's been at least three years since I've seen a Huskers Football game. I've never been overly fond of football. I sorta gained a necessary appreciation for it when I was younger due to my dad's obsession ( Read more... )

Read the comments posted by readers at the end of this article.
http://www.sj-r.com/sections/news/stories/97230.asp

**EDIT**
Since SJ-R takes their stories down after a week, here is the text of the article and the first two comments, which were the ones I was ( Read more... )

Blech...
Get this:
Liv Tyler's MOM (Bebe Buell) was married to Coyote Shivers (Berko) during the filming/release of "Empire Records."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bebe_Buellhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

Matt's promotion came through yesterday! He has to work out his scheduled hours this week and next week at customer service, but he's already got the pay raise, and supervisor access, and the training materials.

Thank you to anyone who's been praying, lighting candles, etc.!