Can I get pregnant if I have sex in a hot tub????

well, like, whatever.

tuesday is the always the place to be. monday party party city. sunday busy busy party city USA. playing shows gets to be more and more fun and i love having that sweet piece of ass that is my guitar. the construct is interesting but if anything I see it as a launchpad for me to take my magic rocketship up to miketown USA, where kicking guitars to ( Read more... )

I woke up to see the sun setting in the west, hungover and lying naked on an inflateable life raft. I made fresh coffee (God Bless portable generators) and started to feel alive again. This was when the events of the prior evening came back to me like Beyonce returning to Jay-Z's arms after the Ladies Triple Threat tour ( Read more... )

We walked in the dark like woah. I am scared of all these New York City cops. Sold my hair to a wigmaker so i could buy some magical blue pot. Smoked it with that broad I met online, her name is lafonda and she looked much better online in her pictures than when we met at Starbucks on 33rd and elm for coffee and sex. She probably about two and a ( Read more... )

So I was at the airport with the get up kids on my walkie and i saw this totally fit bird with black hair and a mineral shirt on so i went up and pretended to not give two shits about her and she was so like into me. I got her number but told her i was totally like not into her so she wants me ( Read more... )