SUPER AMIGO!

May 06, 2009 11:36

世界のれいた, the world's REITA, proud bassist/advocate of the Devil's word and that mellowed out rightwing (an)nihilist band everybody's had no choice but to hear of, the GazettE.

I'm a sleazy Japanese guy with an ass like a Mexican and a dick like Jesus, soon to be 28, good with his hands, talks too much, and likes to cook shit on a hot plate without really knowing for sure what he's doing.

Hobbies include eating chicken, maintaining a Rukipedia, swimming naked at night, and making 3AM runs to the nearest McDonald's to pick up McGriddles without towelling off.

My journal's an open casket & funeral seating reservations can be made at # autostructure unless you like free standing in the backrow; walk-ins welcome as long as you sign the guestbook to let me know who you are/were/will be.

I also have a Twitter that I use even while I may or may not be intoxicated; the only other reason why the words come out like that are because I have sausages for fingers and my phone is vegetarian ☭ ashtrays.

claim, reita

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