Thank god mom didn't have an abortion.

[gelatin]

Last night me and my roommate played music for an empty bar. You see, we were DJ's and we were, in fact, DEEJAYING. He was the DJ. And then I was the DJ. And there was no rapper. That may have been our problem all along. A real nightmare on my street! The bar wasn't totally empty. At one point we had up to seven people who dropped in just here us

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[iwillfrenchyou]

i feel like a jerk. i totally forgot you guys were dj-ing last night at elbo's. josher and francis's band is playing tuesday night at elbo's if yr interested.

[gelatin]

Yea, dude, yr a real piece of work! I was spinnin' some Arnold Schwarznergere prank phone calls to one amused dude sittin' at the bar. Also, that same dude asked me if I would play his Van Halen. I said sure, and put it on, and went to the bathroom. But I accidently turned the knob to AM Radio instead of "CD". So everyone got to hear a biblical sermon while I peed in a toilet. I came back and played his shitty Van Halen song tho'.

[gelatin]

I meant his Van Halen CD that he had brought with him for some reason.

[decayserasera]

i feel asleep whilst gettin my hair did. sorry, mang. i'll make it up to you with a nice face punch next time we meet.