What if you walked into a bar and a man was making love to his tonic and gin?


( Read more... )

Here I am at work. Doing work. On a brilliant saturday afternoon. Me and Catfish and Vizzah all ate breakfast at Nick's and the jukebox was too quiet and I drank too much coffee. I went to a show last night, but I couldn't tell you who played. I spent the whole time trying to figure out how to be somewhere else.

Dick Cheney is right NEXT DOOR!I'm gonna run the microwave all day long. It was too early for protestors this morning, but the sour faced cops and bomb sniffin' dogs were in abundance.

I been stockin' up on movies from the library and just hidin' out at the house. Eating pasta and buggin' the cat.

I forgot how to write anything. All I kinda know is how to press the backspace button. I got tons of pieces of paper full of the same old stuff. And the same old stuff serves an importance in reading again to understand how you never wanna write like that again. That makes sense to me ( Read more... )

BEER SHADOW!! Let em know you're comin' to WIN!

( Read more... )

Here I am SOMEWHERE in the audience at this past weekends Vertical Slumbecue in Columbus, Ohio. It was fun. I guess. Not crazy fun, just stand around and clap, listen, clap, sorta fun. You know. Standing next to me is username: IWILLFRENCHYOU.

( Read more... )

I've already told one person, but I think I need to just get this out and tell all of you. Today while I was at the Allstate insurance office purchasing an SR-22 licensing droid, Mr. Mark Hamel (my new insurance agent) said "FIDDLE FART" to me twice during our numerous mini conversations. So there you have it. He seemed like an ok guy. A very ( Read more... )

Here I am at the bus stop. Across from the Montgomery County Board of Mental Health, where they also keep those who are held in question based on the entrance sign. I think I should probably just cross the street, find a cell, and go to sleep. But nope. I'm most certainly posting from right here at the bus stop across the street from total madness ( Read more... )

If you reply with a sketch request in between now and 4 p.m. eastern today, I will make sure it gets done and posted as a reply. For example, here's an astronaut crossing guard rockin' out to some Aerosmith. So go! Also, Paypal me some tips.


( Read more... )

I'm getting pretty good. Wait, ok. Pretty ok. The point is to hit the ball into the other players on the other side of the court's area. And go to retrieve it with a beer in hand. It helps if you have yr shirt off. And to have shitty tattoos. I got that covered ( Read more... )