So I have a semi hilarious tale of a pub and an old man named Amos, but I shant tell it as, you know? What am I, Jackanory? Jesus Lil if I want to engage in a rip-roaring yarn I'll whip out Uncle Buck.  My feet are wet again, this time it was Tizer.  You know all my life I have shunned solitude for fear of the demons of within emerging themselves ( Read more... )

                                              
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I can get half price tickets to the Phantom of the Opera if I go before the 8th of March.  Anyone want in? ...I know its a long shot.

Today I met a man named Phillip Cocksniff.

So today I was so broody it was insane, I was watching a little girl playing on the train and nearly stole her. Lets face it I am passing peak child bearing age and one can't ignore the body's impulses. The only thing you can do is try to inforce some rationality on the situation "No! I'm still young, I want a career I need to spend my youth ( Read more... )

Richard Peck phoned me this evening, which was a plesent suprise as I havn't spoken to him in ages.   However part of the conversation fell to what we were doing.

Me: Where the hell are you it's really noisey?
Peck: I'm in a jazz club in Grenwich with my mate
Me: ah the jazz club thats amazing
Peck: What are you doing on this saturday night Gemma ( Read more... )

Eh up chucks, I havn't been on line much as my laptop monter is broken, it's currently taped in place with some masking tape. My birthday came and went...I recieved a dolphin calander and a £5 off No. 7 at boots voucher. In my family after 21 there is no celebration untill you are exceeding your life expency and as most of us drink ourselves to ( Read more... )

To quote the great Westlife

"Everybody's looking for that something, something to make it all complete. You'll find it in the strangest places, places you never knew it could be. Some find it in the face of their children, some find it in their lover's eyes.. something about wings ( Read more... )

I bought an amazing pair of knee-high boots today. They are amazing, I love them. If they were men I would look at them from afar and make perverse judgments upon their aesthetics but ne'er approaching them from a well-founded fear of rejection. My mum is buying a SNOW MACHINE for Christmas, because her Dad is dying and apparently a snow machine ( Read more... )

I read something shocking in a woman's magazine the other day and I was wondering if you think it's true ( Read more... )

This is one of the rare occasion where I feel compelled to write to get some stuff of my chest. I went out with Jen last night, we did go out with the intention of seeing Borat but ended up consuming a bottle of Champagne each, in celebration of her job. Now, I am not a woman of discriminating taste, and as my budget can just about stretch to a ( Read more... )