None of my family are talking to me because I'm a pretentious c**t and wont back down from an arguement ( Read more... )

YesterdayI went to the dentist yesterday because my temporary cap was falling out, he replaced it with another temporary cap for 65 quid, so I am no closer to getting a real cap than I was a year ago, but now I've spent £65 quid more for the pleasure. I did at least get to my D.I.L.F, dentist I'd like to ..... He calls me from the waiting room ( Read more... )

I had a BBQ this evening,and got bit bored. Feast your eyes on the fruits of my boredom.I present One eyed Bap and his cut throat crew, the most feared soul in all christendom.


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The milk got her in the endTo quote the great Frauline Maria; Lets start at the very beginning a very good place to start, when you read you begin with ABC, when you drink you end up licking Sambuca off of your arm when a fat bloke behind, you pulling the wanker sign at Owen Hargreaves, knocks it out of your hand ( Read more... )

Any old slags fancy the grand reunion and annual tradition that is beef fest, we shall hold it on the 20th of June when England play Sweden. It's also Jens 21st.

If any of you old beefy lags want to attend, do say. I'm going to fly Lez in especially from Cardiff, even if she doesnt want to.

Mine Bratwurst has a first name its ( Read more... )

Peter Crouch is such a legend, did you see him scored in the friendly against Holland? He did the robot, THE ROBOT! Joe Cole is a legend to, I have a cousin called Joe Cole, how can I make money from that ( Read more... )

( Some random photos I found )

I have the Godfather game, it is so fucking brilliant.

Hello people, my friends and acquaintances. I'm in a strange mood this eve, last night I went to see Bobby play with the London Philharmonic, they were excellent. Made me wish I could play an instrument though, other than the pink flute that is....ooohhhhhhhhh ( Read more... )