Jesus Christ and the Blessed Virgin Mary!! I am such a mess, even more so than usually ( Read more... )

Here is a strange thing. A peek into the mind of the average young-adult. The American Pie generation, in which we revel in the awkward exploitations of others, draw cocks in peoples faces while they sleep or laugh at people with rude last names. Past, but not too far beyond looking up rude words in the dictionary. Or sneaking a peek at pictures ( Read more... )

My curly hair is back by popular demand ( Read more... )

I bought the original Wind in the Willows the other day, when I put it on it made me shed a tear because it was so beautiful. Granted I'm more emotional than usual but still it is SO lovely. No war, no fighting, no neon colours or flashing, just a water rat and a mole enjoying a picnic of pork pies and fruit cakes,by a river. No slags in high ( Read more... )

I trod on a Snail today!!!! with my bare foot. I keep washing my foot, like I've been foot raped. I TROD ON A SNAIL!!!! Not only am I racked with guilt but I TROD ON A SLIMEY SNAIL. It was slimey and I trod on it ( Read more... )

Hello everyone, does anyone know/is a Dirty, dirty EMO. My sister is selling some tickets to some shitty concert called 'GIVE IT A NAME, apparently its 'good' if you are a waste of space. My sister assures me that these bands are famous. £50 for both days, in Earls Court, this sat and sun ( Read more... )

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT JOHNNY DEPP HAS A SCOTTISH ACCENT IN FINDING NEVER LAND!?! I feel as if I've been kept in a cupboard all my life, only now to see the sky ( Read more... )

ARGH, Im in pain... FUCK! I have a bruised spine from a over-zealous attempt of my mothers to help me be sick.

In short, ARRRGGGH.

(Personal Aside) I heart Lost.

I went to bingo last night, called when I shouldn't have and was nearly killed.

I sat in the car today, albeit slightly drunk, singing along to Magic FM like I had been touched by Jesus himself.. it got me doing what I do best ..a-thinking. There are a few songs that everybody says they hate ( Read more... )