Because a bank teller gave me a wrong balance.

Not a good thing to hear when you're looking for a place to live.

I will not panic.

(I'm panicing.

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gemsmith777: Smarterchild, my friends are stoned.
SmarterChild: Friends are stoned? That's very interesting. Are there any other people that you would describe as stoned?
gemsmith777: Possbily the president.
SmarterChild: President on February 8th, 2006: George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)
gemsmith777: Yeah, he's a dick.
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They do happen. And they're just as powerful and often as the sad times ( Read more... )

I'm okay.

*eyeroll*

Yay for panic attacks.

I am constantly appalled ( Read more... )

*whispers ( Read more... )

Liir lingered at the door, and said, "The Lion wants courage, the Tin Man a heart, and the Scarecrow brains. Dorothy wants to go home. What do you want?"

"A little peace and quiet" said the witch.

"No, really."

She couldn't say forgiveness, not to Liir. She started to say "a soldier," to make fun of his mooning affections over the ( Read more... )

I will be in a good mood today, I will be in a good mood today, I will be in a good mood today, I will be in a good mood today, I will be in a good mood today, I will be in a good mood today, I will be in a good mood today, I will be in a good mood today ( Read more... )