here are some band names i thought of last night before i fell asleep. feel free to use them as long as you credit me.

cracked skulls - this is good for almost any kind of band. maybe it's a little weird for a folk duo, but it's still totally works.

if you're want something a bit more aggressive for your hardcore or death metal band --

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we were both cast forth by the same pale hands ( Read more... )

it's not really a colloquialism, if no one really says it, but its definition is a concept in need of a colloquialism ( Read more... )

driving in queens is like backpacking in the yorkshire moors. what happens when you venture from the highway is unpredictable. if i was 17 now, i'd write a zine about all the times i've gotten lost in queens. but i never got lost there before i was 17 ( Read more... )

that peculiar 20th century institution, corrupt in that peculiarly 20th century way, the ratings system, is now officially a mockery of itself ( Read more... )

i've actually grown to enjoy the cultural phenomenon of talking about how crazy the weather is. i find it comforting in a ritualistic sense. we don't talk about extreme weather because there's nothing else to talk about. we talk about it because talking about it eases our collective pain.

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i just happened upon a syfy original movie i forgot to be anticipating.

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