falstaff got the flippin badonkadonk

my life, my love, my essence
with your tragic fate, i suffer the utmost despair
i quiver and tremble at the thought of life without you
oh, woe is me
OH, PURPLE GLASSES WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"pianos are like assholes, everyones got one"
-Campbell Logan

wagner

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so theres this frog, right. and his name is daniel "muscles" hertzberg. he's a happy frog. and he thinks he's all cool and shit, because he's a frog, right. and then this dude comes up to him, and he's like, dude, you're a frog. and then muscles busts a cap right in this guy's face. and the guy's all, dude, that hurt, fuck you. and then dan's all, ( Read more... )

everyone come to the park tomorrow nite for a party,
and because owsteen is really cool.

hatpat, austins way cooler than me

austins way coller than me