For those of you that are lucky and privileged enough to talk to me on MSN, you've probably seen this image that I edited using Microsoft Paint as my MSN display picture:


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Just because it's 5:40AM and I'm taking a break from this fucking song. (Don't ask, OR I'LL KILL YOU, NIGGA.)

Here is what EVERY SINGLE QUIZ looks like on MySpace.com, and from e-mails you get from particularly sensitive friends. (Note: I wrote the answers myself, because I am a God of Internet Sociology. Write that down, there'll be a test on it ( Read more... )

Yes, yes, the last entry was an April Fool's Joke.

ANYWAY, HOLY SHIT!!! Jesum Crow, Jesus Christ! I just found the WEIRDEST and obviously MOST FUCKED online comic. It's about these 11 year-old kids and shit. Anyway, Start Reading. By the time you get to page 8, you'll start to get what I mean. By the time you'll get to the two last pages, it'll be ( Read more... )

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'Sup, bitch?

I remember some people posting, a few months ago, these entries about celebrities or people they find attractive. I can't tell you who posted those entries. Hahahaha, no, seriously, stop asking. It's a fucking secret, bitch, stop asking!

Anyway, I told myself, "Man, Stephen Colbert is super fucking funny. And when you don't agree with ( Read more... )

Shit, nigga, did you see my new LiveJournal lay-out?

Best of all, I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANY OF THE WORK. LIVEJOURNAL DID IT FOR ME.

SCORE!!!

I suppose I can now forgive LiveJournal for all of those years of shabby treatment. It's now a settled score. Now all I need to do is win a car from Tim Hortons' "Roll Up The Rrrrrrim To Win," over $504 trillion ( Read more... )

STOLEN FROM anotherstraycat, nigga!!

- List 10 things you want to say to people but know you never will.
- Don't say who they are.
- Disable comments.
- Never discuss it again.

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Goddamn assholes don't have a good sense of humour.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ON FUCKING CHATS, WANTING TO LEARN ENGLISH IF YOU'RE ASIAN, OR WANTING TO LEARN HOW TO GET ASIAN PUSSY JAPANESE IF YOU'RE ANYTHING ELSE.I happened to check up on the old Easy Meeting (or EM) chat, recently being interested in it again. About 8 ( Read more... )

Because I can:

Your IQ Is 47 Million! (Also known as: WAY MORE THAN BILL GATES OR STEPHEN HAWKING OR ALBERT EINSTEIN.)
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I've just thought of the most useless, worthless, stupid, and hilarious CON in a week.

It's not actually a con, but I have a very unresearched vocabulary tonight and I can't find my THE-SAURUS!!! It's basically a prank.

For those of you that don't know, I live on Planet Earth. For those of you that don't know, I live in North America. For those of ( Read more... )