Smashy smashy

[genericteen]

Some guy ran up my arse today and hurt Spanky. I will never forgive him.

Oh no, this means I'll have to catch busses to work! I really hate that guy now...

Comments

[gemdot]

Poor Spanky! Is he... Dead?

[gemdot]

PS ARE YOU OKAY?!?!

[genericteen]

Yeah I'm fine, everyone is fine. Spanky is most likely going to be repaired, I can't see it being a write off. He's a tough little fella.

Although I would probably prefer a write off, then I can buy a car that hasn't been in an accident.

[fairy_pistol]

That bastard! Use his bollocks for egg cups!

[creepingjesus]

dear meow

that sucks. a rampage is in order. let's write a letter to the editor and drink bourbon from the floor of my loungeroom again. spanky would want it that way.

love
meow

[genericteen]

Yes, a teary tribute to Spanky and pouring a glass of bourbon onto the floor in his absence.

Bourbon... yes!