I don't think that you know what you've been missing.

The man will never get me down. F that S. Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll, you know what I'm sayin? Straight up I'll tell you right now, I love the ganje, and I'm not afraid of Canada. I was thinking how much cooler football would be if it were real animals playing it. Like real bengals versus real broncos. You can't see ( Read more... )

I'm a weird guy Spatula Man. The government wants me sick and poor. But I haven't smoked in a week and a half so now I'm gonna cheat all over again. I'm gonna smoke cigarettes because it can't be worse than anything else. Only I can make my brain as useless as best friends, and you're just about as useless as my brain. Scary dreams about the Coca ( Read more... )

Give the uneducated the right to participate in making collective decisions, and what results is not a democracy but, at best, mob rule: the government of private prejudice once known as the tyranny of opinion ( Read more... )

Pumpkin faces in the night ( Read more... )

I say, Eminem and 50 cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their asses and brought them to orgasm from prostate stimulation. Here's a gramatical curiosity from 50 cent's "Wangsta"... "We in the club doing the same old 2 step gorilla unit cause they say we've bucked out cause we don't go nowhere without toast." Well good luck finding ( Read more... )

I'm here to tell the tale of booze, fake orgasms, and a man higher than any other being in the known universe, maybe even my man JC, maybe even God. What the fuck Jack? why don't take a step back? We're just a couple of goons lookin' to have a little hotel room fun time in honor of Z to the G's departure. If you can't handle that, then I just don't ( Read more... )

This is my first post here at live journal, which I've been hearing oh so much about. First I thought, Live journal? Sounds like a Will Smith movie to me. Which I'm up for. Equality, yes I'm all for that. What I'm not up for is a bunch of hooby dooby talk I can't understand while I'm trying to order a big mac.

She was there today. She said it ( Read more... )