"Suicide hotline; please hold..."
Save the Earth; it's the only planet with chocolate...
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's A$$ and wait!
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
STUPID
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