My driver improvement course

[gentdirkly]

Like _________, a motor vehicle is a potentially dangerous weapon.

A loaded gun
A flat tire
A speeding train
Barbara Walters
A computer virus

Well, it's not comedy traffic school but at least they're trying.

Comments

[anonymous]

answer: Barbara Walters

[1000th_memory]

I'm taking traffic school as well.

It's absolutely miserable.

[insanegreen4]

The question begs to be asked: what did you do to need a driver improvement course? Did I miss the post on a car accident or something?

[gentdirkly]

I was a very bad boy at midnight in Polk County recently. The speed on I-4 for that stretch keeps changing from 55 to 65 and back and forth because of different little construction sites. I either missed one or just stopped caring about it because there was no one on the road. This is the grand irony of traffic enforcement: the fewer people on the road, the safer whatever you're doing will be. But you're most likely to get a ticket when there are few cars on the road, because the number of state troppers is relatively constant.