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You eat a lot, you sleep a lot, you get pissed easily, you think you're hot shit, and you try to fuck everything.

(At least I'm interesting.)


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Muslims suck.

Two things:
Today, I saw ducks have sex, and:

WE HAVE A SITE FO' DA KOMIK!

http://www.koshereucharist.iq9.com

only one komik is up so far, but in a couple weeks we'll be puttin' out reg'lar.

Slutty Redhead

Type:
Shooter
Ingredients:
1/2 oz. Jagermeister
1/2 oz. Cherry Pucker

Instructions:
Mix in a shot glass. Laura says it's great for those who can't quite handle Jagermeister.

Submitted By:
Laura Swartz

(Flannery? Can we handle Jager?)

Also, when you were little and by yourself, did you ever give monologues so that when everyone watched your whole life at the Judgement, they would think you were cool and maybe vote you into heaven?