I really hate when Mum starts her phone call off like this. Once it was your Dad's OK, but he's fallen out of a tree.
This time Dad's got gout. For a second I just thought, What the F***? Isn't gout some sort of gangrene that sailors used to get? Then Mum was telling me about how he couldn't walk without a frame and then he fell on the
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