From the Department of Defective Straitjackets: Hansis Hair of Horrors

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Hansis Hair of Horrors

Characters: Van, Jake, Jake's puppy and Van's Mentalist hair (so egregious, it gets its own billing)
Summary: Jake is horrified by Van's Mentalist coiffure. A non epic poem about epic bad hair.
Disclaimer: Everything here is invented. Sincere apologies to Real!Van, Real!Jake and Real!Jake's puppy. But not to Real!Van's Mentalist

Comments

[random_nic]

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Hee. Happy that my bout of insanity gave you a few laughs :D.

[firelily]

A hilarious way to start my day. :D Glad I checked LJ this morning! Hahahaha!

[gentleice]

Haha, one week later, I'm still not sure where this came from but I'm glad you got a giggle out of it!

[lexidelmar]

*proceeds to wipe off the coffee sprayed all over my laptop screen*
Ahahahaha That was brilliant!

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I hope your laptop screen survived the coffee spraying :). Glad that this piece of nonsense gave you a laugh.

[jeri_1116]

This was really funny!

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:) Thank you!

[dazzling_icer]

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Awww, Eli and Danny, two of my favorite wee, small men!

Really, young DanRad could not have said it better:
At one point in the last week, I realized that I've written rhyming real person fiction. And then I cried and I was in the bath.