From the Department of Defective Straitjackets: Hansis Hair of Horrors

[gentleice]

Hansis Hair of Horrors

Characters: Van, Jake, Jake's puppy and Van's Mentalist hair (so egregious, it gets its own billing)
Summary: Jake is horrified by Van's Mentalist coiffure. A non epic poem about epic bad hair.
Disclaimer: Everything here is invented. Sincere apologies to Real!Van, Real!Jake and Real!Jake's puppy. But not to Real!Van's Mentalist

Comments

[babslovesmusic]

LOVED THIS!!! Yes, this further proves that animals know best! Even wee little pups!

I feel bad that the poor little pup had to be traumitized like that...and Jake, too. I know I've been scarred for life. :D

[gentleice]

I know I've been scarred for life. :D

So, this happened:
I was watching this episode of The Mentalist on my laptop when my husband suggested, "Why don't you hook that up to the TV?"

My mind was filled with visions of that hair magnified on a large screen. And I almost shrieked out, "Oh, for the love of all that is good in the world, NO!"

(Ok, so what I actually said was, "No, I'm fine like this." But my mental response was much more histrionic!)

[sweetiejelly]

LOL! This was cracktastic! Hee!

[gentleice]

Haha, thanks, Ronnie. Glad that this gave you a giggle :)!

[karen_jk]

That's impressive rhyming! Go you!

[gentleice]

Ahhhh, I think this is actually a crime against the noble art of rhyming. But thanks for the kind words :).

[kelly_ken]

LOL, this is hilarious.

And aww, Jake's puppy is so wise.

[gentleice]

Hee, thank you! And animals always speak the truest truths.

[123cariad]

:-D fabulous x

[gentleice]

Thank you so much! Glad that this piece of nonsense made you smile :).