From the Department of Defective Straitjackets: Hansis Hair of Horrors

[gentleice]

Hansis Hair of Horrors

Characters: Van, Jake, Jake's puppy and Van's Mentalist hair (so egregious, it gets its own billing)
Summary: Jake is horrified by Van's Mentalist coiffure. A non epic poem about epic bad hair.
Disclaimer: Everything here is invented. Sincere apologies to Real!Van, Real!Jake and Real!Jake's puppy. But not to Real!Van's Mentalist

Comments

[miss_smp]

This was awesome, Rikki!!!!!!! :D I ♥ U!!!!!!!

I'm tellin' ya when I saw the Mentalist pic I could have sworn there were two men and two women in it...Van being on of the women!!!!! LOL

Hmmmm what else can I enable you to write about???? The video above of Jake perhaps!!!!!! :P

[gentleice]

Hee hee, glad you liked this, Steph :). When I saw the Mentalist pic, I thought it was a photoshopped joke! The boy has some taste issues when it comes to his hair.

Hmmmm what else can I enable you to write about????

I'm sticking my fingers in my ears and going "Lalalala". Am NOT paying any more attention to your enabling ways!!

Seriously, I should give up bad poetry for Lent. Much more of this and I'll be overstaying my welcome.

Although that video of Jake does present such possibilities, hmmmm. But no, no, no!!! I will not be enabled. I will not be enabled. I will not be enabled.