Thanks to all who came to celebrate Darryl's triumphant, yet shortlived, return to Montréal.

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"I am looking for a place that will collect clip bath and return my dog. Kay enn one seven seven two seven. Cigarettes and tobacco ( Read more... )

Yeah, so it's exciting that one of my favorite people in the world is coming town next week. Yes, that's right, Hot Mahoney will be gracing my apartment with his presence for three nights and four days ( Read more... )

This is motherfucking Rick James, Bitch; along with her pimp daddy Barclay

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Some girls are just straight up cunts; you've been warned.

Man, I don't know how many times I've gotten that stupid 'Le numéro locale que vous essayez devrais étre preceder par son région indicatif.'

I just screamed a few seconds ago to release my telephony rage.

Barclay keeps pooping in the corner of my computer room; it doesn't happen all the time but it's getting on my nerves.


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While typing my last entry my mom just cut herself really badly with a knife while making dinner, we're off to the clinic for stiches.

Being violently ill while it's 30 degrees outside is horrible; this morning started off with me vommiting at work and subsequently being sent home. I chose to go to my parent's to watch satellite television and threw up some more. Fed-ex came and delivered two parcels that had gifts I'd bought for my ex-girlfriend, ughhhhhh it's been a bad day.