Work: Hey Steve.
Me: Yes work?
Work: Bend over.
Me: ...wait, why?
Work: Well we have this cactus and - just bend over or we'll give you a bad review.
Me: ...Well, alright. I guess.
Work: By the way, we'll stop when we think you deserve it.
That's basically the situation with my work right now. My "promotion" was actually just a "department change". Just
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