I feel like it's a time in life where a song would start, as if in a musical, with some lyrics similar to:
"Was it skill? Was it luck? Byron's found a girl to fuck? Is it true? Can it be? With some time we'll surely see Did the dune coon find a mate? Or will he proceed to masturbate? Will his wiener get a-sucked? Will a pussy get a-fucked? Is it true? Is there a way? That Byron of the Desert will get laaaaaaid?"
"Perhaps so, time will tell, If there's an end to my dry spell! 20 years is way too long To wait for someone to suck my schlong! My phallus is eager, and hard as stone And waiting to find a poon to bone! I'm not so sure, I'm in disbelief, This girl won't call, and cause me grief! But it's the first phone number I had Where she remembered me, like a Maxi pad! In more than a week, we shall see, If I'll finally lose my virginityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" ---
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"Was it skill? Was it luck?
Byron's found a girl to fuck?
Is it true? Can it be?
With some time we'll surely see
Did the dune coon find a mate?
Or will he proceed to masturbate?
Will his wiener get a-sucked?
Will a pussy get a-fucked?
Is it true? Is there a way?
That Byron of the Desert will get laaaaaaid?"
Hope you liked my musical.
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If there's an end to my dry spell!
20 years is way too long
To wait for someone to suck my schlong!
My phallus is eager, and hard as stone
And waiting to find a poon to bone!
I'm not so sure, I'm in disbelief,
This girl won't call, and cause me grief!
But it's the first phone number I had
Where she remembered me, like a Maxi pad!
In more than a week, we shall see,
If I'll finally lose my virginityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
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Well, we'll find out soon enough.
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