I've got duct tape all around my heart.
I think it's only been about three weeks since my last foray into the decrepit mental alleyway that is livejournal. I suppose a lot has happened and I suppose that I have forgotten most of it. However, the world is still becoming an increasingly disgusting place to live in and I wish to create a new economy based on bad luck where I reign supreme
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We reviewed your application and it looks like you will fit right in with the team over here at Hank's!
I could not get ahold of you at the number you left, so I went to the website you posted on your application. (Which is why I am leaving a comment and not telling you on the phone.)
Welcome to the wonderful world of short order cooking! Call us and let us know when you want to start.
Sincerely,
Hank I. Dushens
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As much as I'd like to join the staff of your hot dog stand/auto detailing shop, I cannot because my girlfriend will not let me. She said that fumes caused by the polish used on dashboards would cause me to leave her for the fry girl I spotted when I filled out my application. I'm sorry that I won't be able to fulfill your dream of making me an expert condiment advisor. I really let you down Hank and I'm truly sorry. Send Louise and the kids my love.
Yours Truly,
G. King
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