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I have returned from my self-imposed year-long exile from LiveJournal. Your browser is functioning correctly. I will not rehash how I have spent my year. I meant to post this on the one year anniversary of my last post, but procrastination got the best of me and I wasted time playing video games instead of contributing to the scummitude of the ( Read more... )

I usually don't post song lyrics in my livejournal, but these are relevant to an important life event, so here goes ( Read more... )

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What can be said of the flames beneath our feet? The blistering tongues rose to meet the rubber soles of our shoes, sticking us to the metal catwalk like flies caught in a spider web. We struggled to free our feet and worked our ankles and heels loose of the molten grip of the hot grating ( Read more... )

In case you didn't know, I'm writing a book. That's right. I just wrote this brief chapter in a fifteen minute long, caffeine fueled burst. I like it a lot. It's chapter ten. Of course, you have no basis for the characters, so ignore whatever pertains to them. Begin and end at quotes. Copyright 2003, bitch ( Read more... )

Day in, day out, I suffer injuries at work. I never suffer major injuries, but they hurt all the same. For example, as I was on my way up from the basement at work, I twisted the knob on the door handle and my right hand slipped off and impaled my index finger on the hasp of the lock. I think it's called a hasp, but I could be making that word up. ( Read more... )

Dear life ( Read more... )

I hate cars and I hate driving. I wish I lived in a city with a decent mass transit system so I would not have to drive. My car is at the shop right now because it decided to start acting up on me and stop me from going places. She quit on me. I guess I ain't been good to her. I haven't been giving her the premium shit at the pump. Mechanic says my ( Read more... )

I think it's only been about three weeks since my last foray into the decrepit mental alleyway that is livejournal. I suppose a lot has happened and I suppose that I have forgotten most of it. However, the world is still becoming an increasingly disgusting place to live in and I wish to create a new economy based on bad luck where I reign supreme ( Read more... )