Writer's Block: This One's on Me

[geometricmagic]

Word from the wise: Don't ever accept drinks from total strangers. Only the gullible do that, it's equivalent to letting your guard down. And who knows if some suspicious type slipped something into that Chuck-Cola or whatever.

That said, no and no. I don't think I've ever even been to a bar before.

Comments

[icequeen_aran]

Let me guess: you've never bought a drink for yourself either?

[geometricmagic]

Why buy a drink when you've got subjects at your beck and call serving them for you for free?

[icequeen_aran]

Because I actually value my independence.

[geometricmagic]

And leave those poor Koopas with nothing to do? I think not.

Someone who's never been to a bar? AAAAAAA

[badasscopters]

Ya'll should change that.

sad, isn't it?

[geometricmagic]

What's the point?

To Goose, it is~

[badasscopters]

My point's that ya oughta go sometime.

S'better than ya might think.

Re: To Goose, it is~

[geometricmagic]

Maybe I'll go. Maybe not.

I'm still not letting any stranger buy me a drink.

[pedaltothemetal]

Do you speak from experience?

[geometricmagic]

Of course not! I don't have to know from experience. It's common sense, especially for the reputation I have.

[pedaltothemetal]

You made it sound like people have slipped things in your drinks before.

[geometricmagic]

Those people wouldn't be alive right now. And I thought I said I've never been to a bar before.

[sicklypriest]

That's a smart thing to do.

[geometricmagic]

Exactly! It's always a wise precaution.

[sicklypriest]

It could save your life someday! Oh, maybe I should be a little more cautious when somebody I don't know offers me something. It could save my life!

[geometricmagic]

Or your wallet! But your life is good too.

[brattykoopa]

I shouldn't have to buy my own drinks.

[geometricmagic]

That's why you get them from the castle. For free. You're too young to go to bars anyways.

[brattykoopa]

The castle's not here, I know almost nobody at this school, and I'm still not going to buy my own drinks.

I guess that leaves only you, Kamek. Get me a cherry soda.

[geometricmagic]

Maybe you should make some friends while you're here.

*sigh* Right away.