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Dec 07, 2009 04:50

With all this prattle about snow, you'd think no one here's seen the stuff before. Seriously. As if I constantly need to be reminded of the upcoming season of misery.

I think I'll avoid going outdoors for a while. If there's anything I despise more than kids, it's kids with snowballs.

[and yes, Lemmy, he did try the tacky glasses on. my god, ( Read more... )

bah humbug

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pitticus December 7 2009, 16:22:05 UTC
That's because I really haven't seen snow in my life.

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geometricmagic December 7 2009, 22:02:38 UTC
It's cold, wet, and miserable; that's all there is to know about it.

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pitticus December 7 2009, 22:15:47 UTC
I don't think so. It's fun to play in.

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geometricmagic December 7 2009, 23:01:32 UTC
You kids will be fascinated by anything.

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solarock December 7 2009, 18:22:23 UTC
I haven't seen snow before, but I have seen something similar. I've experienced ashes falling from the sky; my home was somewhat close to an active volcano.

You don't like snow, then.

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geometricmagic December 7 2009, 23:00:58 UTC
Let me impart some knowledge into that poor, uneducated soul of yours: I'm a cold-blooded creature. Like most birds and reptiles you know. It means my body is incapable of generating its own heat, thus making it vulnerable to the cold. In other words, reptiles and snow don't mix except Lemmy apparently, he's a freak of nature.

Don't they teach Biology in this school?

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solarock December 8 2009, 04:51:20 UTC
Oh, I'm aware that you don't like the snow, but I'm grateful for knowing the cause.

...I suppose I wasn't aware that there was a difference in a person's blood temperature. I wonder what mine must be? I will research it, thanks to you.

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geometricmagic December 8 2009, 05:39:47 UTC
Humans, like other mammals, are typically warm blooded. This is the sort of thing you learn in elementary school, kid.

I don't know about that other form of yours.

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pedaltothemetal December 7 2009, 18:28:13 UTC
[Falcon notes that Kamek said nothing about adults with snowballs. Please enjoy a thudding on your office window as the good Captain stands outside and pelts snowballs at it.]

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icequeen_aran December 7 2009, 20:12:47 UTC
[which may or may not be accompanied by another set of snowballs]

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pedaltothemetal December 7 2009, 20:20:09 UTC
[Oh gosh we are just so dastardly.]

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icequeen_aran December 7 2009, 20:55:30 UTC
[adults with snowballs and very dangerous right hooks]

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ihateplumbers December 7 2009, 21:08:11 UTC
Surely you don't despise my kids, do you Kamek?

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geometricmagic December 7 2009, 23:25:58 UTC
Oh no, sir. I'm not bunching your children together with the rest of the twerps here.

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