I'm bored.

Amuse me.

Go find Falcon and punch him in the dick.

((WARNING: THIS THREAD GOT SOMEHOW REALLY TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE; I AM SO SORRY TO EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING.))

I swear half of Bowser's posts are OOC junk like this. SORRY.

( Someone should save Parakarry and Watt's parents. )

( Delivered to Watt and Parakarry this evening in an envelope )

After neither Parakarry nor Watt showed up for morning exercises as is required by their contracts which they totally legally signed last week when they were totally in full control of their faculties, Bowser decided to inform them of his displeasure.

The following letters were delivered to Parakarry and Watt this afternoon.
Due to your traitorous ( Read more... )

[Private Level 4 to all Mario Characters (plus Lash), even the Lame ones like Mallow and Mario and Flurry but MINUS all of the people that Bowser knows are crazy. Crazy people include: Luigi and Kamek. He hasn't figured out if anyone else has gone bonkers or not yet ( Read more... )

[The 5 o'clock news on Monday the 10th of January had a shocking live report of a downtown disturbance being caused by one certain Captain Falcon that will eventually as we are currently logging it eventually became some sort of bizarre, confusing battle to the death (okay not quite). Maybe you saw it. Maybe you didn't. But you probably heard ( Read more... )

Bowser has gifts for Wendy, Kamek, General Guy, Naval, Peach, Luigi, Watt, Parakarry, Daisy, Yoshi, Lash, Captain Falcon, Samsam, and his SECRET SANTA SPINARAK.

( It's a treasure trove of douchbaggery )

After watching all of you fall over yourselves in trying to not die got boring, I decided to go back home for awhile and spend the weekend with Junior ( Read more... )

This is why I don't eat the food at this school. Why the rest of you continue to do so merely confirms your stupidity.

[Private to Lemmy, Iggy, Wendy, Kamek, General Guy, Naval, Lash]
Did any of you get poisoned?

Kamek, it's your job to fly to the clock tower and get antidotes for whoever got poisoned.

( Vaguely NSFW pictures within )