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[george500]

Several years ago, one evening, a friend and I were sitting in a man's house waiting for him to return with something for us. We sat waiting in this gentleman's riverwest alley shack, the sort favored so much by gentlemen of his profession, kept company in the living room by two lovely young men engaged in shooting themselves up as ineptly as

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[spyingthedir]

blegh, sharing... not always the best thing.

but c'mon. you had to have had a drug name. it justified drug use. Its just a little weird sitting in a crack house on first and locust telling a guy named Choco Senior Blacko that your name is Shaquise...

[george500]

Yes, my name was "fuck you, you don't need to know who I am."

Congratulations for being the only person on my friends list that isn't too big a PUSSY to comment in my scarey drug post.

[george500]

Hm, yeah. Biggest disappointing no-shows in this thread, Petrolbee and Hoodcity. I'm thinking of linking John to the thread, he may have just overlooked it.

[george500]

hmm, good point.

Hey, I'm glad someone thought my story about two fellows contracting the aids virus was cute, man.

[roofbeam]

i was at some housewarming party for a friend of mine and there were a bunch of people i didn't know there. some dude asked me my name and for some reason i just lost all inclination to say. i didn't freeze. i didn't forget my name. i just didn't feel like introducing myself to this fucker (who until then i hadn't even really noticed and didn't have an opinion of whatsoever). anyways, he asks me my name and i just dont want to be a party to this getting to know you banter. so, i literally get up and run away.

dude: {totally innocent and polite} hey, sorry i didn't catch yr name....
core: {silent} {gets up} {runs away}

yrs is a much sounder method, george.

parenthetically

[roofbeam]

{this was also the same night i ran out onto the front porch - again, populated by a bunch of people i dont know - and said (to one of the people i did know), "hey honey, you have to come inside and talk about yr dick!"}

(it makes sense if you want the full story, and are brave enough to face it;)

Re: parenthetically

[george500]

Oh, I want it alright.

[ex_bela]

Back in my own "evil" days, I refused to share. Even with friends after bleaching and all that. It just grossed me out.
So of course when I was diagnosed with the Hep C, I was lumped into the "drug user" category. Not as important and so on. I read one medical report -- forwarded to me by a doc who happened to like me -- that basically said I was full of shit when I said I had no idea how I contracted the disease.
Then I found out that there was a stored sample of my blood, taken before my brief-but-intense drug use, and it had tested positive.
So a hearty "fuck you" to doctors everywhere.
Oh....and btw....my drug name was....wait for it...."George."

However....

[ex_bela]

I once went to a convention where everyone was wearing those "Hello My Name Is" stickers on their lapels.
I wrote "None of Your Fucking Business," with the wrong hand for added effect, and was left undisturbed the entire time.