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Intermission, this evening, the Florentine Opera's dress rehearsal of "Fidelio."

Brian; "That trannie bitch can fucking sing."

I was chatting with a young lady of my aqquaintance recently, someone I don't know very well, and it turned out, as we chatted, that we know the same people. A woman with whom she works once had strongarm robbery committed on her by a friend and former bandmate of mine ( Read more... )

I've decided to institute a new procedure with my band. It's called "Tickle-Time." During "Tickle-Time" everyone puts on their pajamas and runs around their house tickling each other.

This is in lieu of the more traditional five minute cigarette/crack/heroin break usually enjoyed by my bands.

More hugs, less drugs.

I downloaded a series of philosophy lectures, one of which deals with, among other things, some characters from ancient Greek drama. The file has been named "Is Media Guilty as Charged?"

You know, Media. Jason leaves her so she kills the children they had together. Euripides wrote the play about her. Media.

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Conversation with Jason Melrose this evening.

Me, "Sylvain sucked."

Jason, "They all sucked."

Me, "I like the Dolls, I'm a Dolls fan."

Jason "That's because you're a gay."

:(

Saturday evening, well sunday morning, about 3 am, Brian and I stopped into the lovely Pantry 41, the gas station/convenience store on the corner of Humboldt and North. Two young ladies came in, acting very loud, perhaps a little inebriated. The prettier of the two strode up to me saying "Hi, Purple." (I was wearing a purple shirt) and began ( Read more... )

From now on everyone will refer to my male member as "The Staff of Kings ( Read more... )