My mother just said exactly this to me.

"George, do you watch the porn all the time?"

JakePw: who the fuck is this ( Read more... )

Reader: 3/06/2005 ( Read more... )

Saturday Brett, Brian and I were walking by onopa. A friend of Brett's told us the he could get us in free if we helped the rythym chicken carry his drums in. We said ok ( Read more... )

George G0 (12:12:25 AM): IT REALLY SHOULDN'T TAKE A FACIAL PENIS TO WAKE PEOPLE UP

Hey, some of you already know this. I underwent surgery last week and I'm fine, but I'll have a long recovery time ( Read more... )

I just got my first cell phone. I keep it in my front right pants pocket.

Several times now I have felt it vibrating, taken it out, looked at it, and found that I was mistaken, it had not been vibrating.

Until now I had never noticed how often I vibrate.

AW WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL.

THIS FUCKING GODDAMN FAKE, WISHES HE WERE HIP, BLACK TRENCHCOAT WEARING, BLEACHED HAIR, BLACK SUNGLASSES ON TOP OF HIS HEAD, WORKS IN ADVERTISING ASSHOLE AT THE COMPUTER NEXT TO ME FUCKING JUST AUDIBLY AND OLAFACTORILY FUCKING FARTED. WHAT IN THE FUCK. I WANT MY FUCKING COMPUTER BACK.

I'm at the public library. A complete insane ran by, and I mean fucking ran by, pretending to be steering a car, and shifting gears. I'm not talking about a teenage kid goofing around with his freinds. This guy was a toothless street person running at top speed, making engine noises, and downshifting.

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Last evening Brian went to the local gentleman's club "Silk." We hadn't been to such a club since our weekend searching for dates to the races, but this was a special event. Here are two samples of conversations we enjoyed with peelers ( Read more... )