Conversation with a Stripper

Aug 20, 2004 11:37

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havenleah August 20 2004, 10:10:20 UTC
When did you mention you were Greek to her?

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george500 August 20 2004, 10:17:17 UTC
after she told me she was greek, earlier.

A complete transcript of the weekend is forthcoming.

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redbandaid August 20 2004, 11:08:51 UTC
A complete transcript of the weekend is forthcoming.

hurry it up already. i want to hear about the damn pig races.

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george500 August 20 2004, 11:29:10 UTC
Oh, Jesus, it is so fucking long, it's going to take awhile. It will honestly be about 6 posts long, at least, depending on how detailed I make it.

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jenriot August 20 2004, 10:30:44 UTC
Gina, suddenly speaking in a greek accent: "Listen, my (greek word for friend), when I come to this country so long ago it is hard... to make money... to support myself, so if a man spends time with me, he must take care of me... spend his money on me."

Me: "No, no I won't do that..."

That's the best part!!!!!! hahahha.

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george500 August 20 2004, 11:30:59 UTC
Well fuck, Brian and I, over the course of the entire weekend, never tipped the same stripper more than two dollars. We are the worst fucking strip club patrons ever.

It's no big deal, tho, because I'm not setting foot in another strip club until next year. This is now an annual event.

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jenriot August 20 2004, 11:34:42 UTC
We are the worst fucking strip club patrons ever.

ID SAY SO!!!

:)

I totally want to hear the full story tonight at HUH. ill be there.

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please tell me i'm right. organizized August 20 2004, 11:12:09 UTC
am i correct that the "greek accent" is more of a deep gypsy accent... a concoction of various eastern european accents... something you would maybe hear from a "gypsy" in a cartoon or on the muppets.

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Re: please tell me i'm right. george500 August 20 2004, 11:31:32 UTC
Yes, that is exactly right. I thought any second she would begin warning me away from the castle on the hill.

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elabeth August 20 2004, 11:25:00 UTC
Damn! our state fair don't got no pig races :(

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george500 August 20 2004, 11:32:06 UTC
I was in such a hurry I didn't get to have any funnelcake or cheese on a stick, it sucked.

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hehateme2001 August 20 2004, 13:40:21 UTC
When I lived on the E Coast, we hired two escorts to non-sexually accompany us to a NASCAR race. For $300, they basically had to dress like complete sluts and run up and down the bleachers fetching us beers and stuff. It was hot. The things you can do when you are young and have zero common sense when it comes to money.

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screamingvenus August 20 2004, 13:47:23 UTC
that RULES. i want to be a nonsexual escort. :-(

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hehateme2001 August 20 2004, 13:58:51 UTC
They probably thought it was going to be a great deal too, until they had to sit outside all day in hooker boots, fishnet, and a cut-off Jeff Gordon t-shirt running up and down the bleachers with beer and hot dogs.

You can totally be my non-sexual escort sometime. Next year during Summerfest, I'll pay you to dress like a ho and push my lazy butt around in a stroller.

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havenleah August 20 2004, 14:54:27 UTC
That's a super hot story. If and when I ever get some money I'm totally going to hire some trashy non-sexual escort to mow my sister's lawn or something.

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