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Jul 20, 2003 13:21

hello y'all i know it's been a long time, but i've got something important to say. y'all need to join pat robertson in praying that the next court will make sodomy illegal again. it's against the laws of god.

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niko_fraiture July 20 2003, 10:31:40 UTC
damn, you'd be killing the rock n roll scene's afterparties here man.

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marygirl July 20 2003, 10:44:15 UTC
Maybe you should try it from the back! :P

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lizalicious July 20 2003, 10:56:28 UTC
Apparently, you want to do Thom Yorke in the butthole.

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abominari July 20 2003, 10:59:52 UTC
You forgot to lube, huh? It's alright, we've all had our bad experiences.

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Here ya go, chief... foolzero July 20 2003, 11:23:36 UTC
(article in my local paper, the online online edition anyway)There he sits, face scrunched, eyes clenched tight, fists balled up like he's clinging to the last Valium on Earth, colon in tortured knots, soul shriveled into a tiny black speck of bile and nothingness, invoking God and sodomy and incest and quivering like he's sitting on the red-hot poker of divine enlightenment itself. You go, Pat ( ... )

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Re: Here ya go, chief... abominari July 20 2003, 11:34:12 UTC
Oh man, I love Mark Morford. I live down in Ventura, but I've been a subscriber to Mark's column & email updates for quite some time now. He's actually got a lot to say about ol' Shrub here.

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Re: Here ya go, chief... heddychaa July 20 2003, 12:14:08 UTC
you have the coolest newspaper in the world.

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