Yesterday I dreamt that Britney was lapdancing for me.

Does this mean I'm 17 again ?

Lowculture can kiss my ass. I can't raise a child already and get some other girl pregnant. I am a man of honor and of responsabilities, mind you. I am not on to fool around like any 25 years old. They should stop spreading rumors before I go solo just to cover Billy Jean. Well yes it's one hell of a song but you know, I'm not sure yet about the ( Read more... )

( Nikolai in Atlanta )

I want to marry Fab. Everyone's marrying the people they're working with, so your life is fucking complete. Can I marry Fab already ? I've waited too long before getting married and finding the right guy to ride a pony with. No sexual pun intended of course ( Read more... )

I haven't been updating in a while. I've also been hiding from the world. I got so sick I looked like a member of Slipknot. But I feel a bit better now, I think I have to stop eating Albert's burritos. There might be rotten meat inside or maybe he spit into them I don't know but I really thought I'd die. Can you die because you throw up too much ? ( Read more... )

I'm updating because my girlfriend asked me to. Actually she threatened me, and I'm here out of fear. I don't even know where we are since I've been sleeping the last 48 hours. I swear I must be sleeping onstage. I'm hiding behind my hair and Julian's monotone voice is slowly driving me to sleep. Since Ryder is born nights have been really short ( Read more... )

It was Drew's birthday, not mine because we decided we wouldn't share the same birthdate. It means twice more parties, twice more presents, twice more fun, and twice more alcohol. We don't share the same mom as well but you're not supposed to know that ( Read more... )

Quizilla said I would marry Colin Farrell.

.... I love that quiz.

I was used to think of Valentine's Day as Remind Yourself You're Single Day, and get sick of all those people walking around hand in hand and being lovely to each other while the rest of the year, they're just destroying each other's lives by their selfishness and their fuckwitness. It was a cynical approach that now I put behind me, since ( Read more... )

Usually I write when I'm empty, or when I need to get something off of my chest. But right now I'm happy. The celebration for Drew was amazing and watching her become immortal in the eyes of a public in such a great process is something I probably won't get over - maybe along with Kate's son growing up. I'd never imagine babies could grow up so ( Read more... )