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[george_w_bush]

y'all might have noticed that my journal disappeared for a little while. see, my greatest fear came true. laura found it. she read everything. she read all about my chocolate penis, and all my secret thoughts about her. i couldn't believe it, i did such a good job of hiding it from her all these years. all this time we only ever got jiggy wid it in

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[punkblu]

welcome back...
and i'm glad that you are.

[blackcell]

welcome back. not that i really missed you or anything. in fact i hope you choke on a pretzel. again.

[cheeseass]

Al Gore is probably taking credit for it, anyway!

[george_w_bush]

well, he did invent the internet.

[cheeseass]

Yes I guess that does give him the ability to take credit for any and all things contained on said internet.

[d3katja]

No he did not, that was Kim Jong Il. Are you trying to take credit from teh Deer Leeder? I am going to tell him and then his revenge will not be subtle, but swift. Then you can have it, you infidel!

[dinkydo]

Oh Bushy, thank God. Because Martin Sheen is only funny for so long.

[aplagueoflove]

listening to the backstreet boys now... arent they a little to feminine for great manly presidents like you?