can everybody please stop sending around that picture of the PRIVATE note i wrote at the u.n.? even the president needs to crap sometimes. gimme a break, y'all!

apparently a rap singer named conyay west said that i don't care about black people. well, y'all, that hurts me deep inside. some of my best friends are black people. i love condoleeza rice and colin powell, and any black person who voted for me. how could anyone think that i don't care about people. i think it's pretty clear that i love my ( Read more... )

hey y'all. i know it's been a long time since i last updated this thing, and i wanna thank all a-ya'll who kept me on yer friends lists. i'm sure you appreciate how busy and stressed a working prez can get, perticuly one who has a chocolate penis ( Read more... )

thanks y'all!

you know y'all, i don't think john kerry has a snowball's chance in texas of winning the election. this is because for four years, i've been doing a really good job of presidenting this country. when i get re-elected, i'm gonna really come down hard on those aladdins in iraq. we're gonna smoke out those evildoers and make iraq into a good ( Read more... )

now see here. i don't care what anyone else says. i won those debates fair and square, and john kerry made a dang fool of himself. he doesn't know what he's talkin' about when it comes to protecting hard working americans from those aladdins out in the middle east. he can't even remember poland when he's listing countries, so what does that tell ( Read more... )

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

crap. i thought i had this next election in the bag, but along comes michael moore with his movie, and his damn lies. i'd like to straighten up a few "facts" right here in my own personal journal ( Read more... )

all anyone ever talks about is iraq iraq iraq ( Read more... )

i'm sure y'all have heard about what happened to those four brave americans at the hands of those brutal iraqi animals. if anything, this proves even more that i made the right choice. my fellow americans, war is always the answer.