edwards dropped out of the race. my competition is dropping like bombs on iraq! hopefully nadar will hand me the election again.

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Poll

if you say "no", you've gotta tell me why.

i was surfing al gore's internet and i found a website by a man called billy corgan. i think he must read my journal because he called me by my journal title. his website is www.billycorgan.com. i don't think he likes me too much though ( Read more... )

me and my chocolate penis would like to tip our hats to iriri, the most patriotic citizen of all, for donating a paid account for 2 months to yours truly, the prez ( Read more... )

hey guys, sorry to have to tell you this, but livejournal tells me that i have hit my 750 limit for friends, so i can't add anyone else back. i sure am sorry about this. i bet livejournal is out to stop me from getting more friends. stupid commie democrats.

i bet al gore has something to do with this. you have so much power when you own the

hi y'all. just a quick note from me, the prez.

i need all my pals to register as american patriots here. that way, we will know y'all ain't terrorists ( Read more... )

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my fellow americans, i think that al gore is plotting against me with his internet. tonight i did a search for "miserable failure" on a searching page called www.google.com, and it came up with this page. now, i think it's pretty clear that this is SLANDEROUS. i might have to put him in jail.

( i like pictures more than words )