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[george_w_bush]

hi y'all. just a quick note from me, the prez.

i need all my pals to register as american patriots here. that way, we will know y'all ain't terrorists

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[osama_binladen]

You foolish "president." Registration does no good. I just registered as a patriot in order to pass unnoticed within the US borders. Whatcha gonna do NOW, huuuuh?

[singeaddams]

Um. I registered at the office, thanks anyway.

[blinkkfreak]

good idea. now well know who those towel head sand nigger terrorist really are.

[dlkereluk]

Dear George:
Ashcroft is an embarrassment to the Administration. How will I be able to sell the GOP message to the great silent majority with him around? I think that he needs to be put into "retirement." If this means that we will have to dig up proof that he is related to Fidel Castro, then so be it. These kinds of things are not entirely impossible, however, since they require a bit of lead in time, and in order to remove his memory from the public consciousness, we need to act now to bring Ashcroft's retirement to fruition no later than the end of February.

Your pal,

Darren.

[george_w_bush]

i am sorry, but how do i know you aren't related to fidel castro? i mean, is that you in your icon?

also, i like john. if you want him out, you'll have to find a pretty good reason, like if he was a terrorist or an aladdin himself.

love,
george

[dlkereluk]

Dear George:
The following in bold are your remarks, with my responses in regular print:

i am sorry, but how do i know you aren't related to fidel castro? i mean, is that you in your icon?
Didn't you get the memo about this from Condi? If not, then she's really slipping and needs to be replaced. Having said this, I do think that it's more likely that Andy Card "lost" it, because he has some yet to be seen ulterior motives. The memo basically states that the Administration needs to infiltrate Castro's inner circle in order to bring down that regime. Since the picture looks not unlike a young Fidel (his indescretions are numerous, as the CIA and NSA will tell you), so I could easily be passsed off as Castro's long lost son. Much hilarity will result when the Castro government falls, all due to the help of "Fidel Jr." (me!) Your poll results will go through the roof after this happens.

also, i like john. if you want him out, you'll have to find a pretty good reason, like if he was a terrorist or an aladdin himself.I am sure that you

[chaotik1081]

What do you know about this, you sneaky bastard?

http://www.melbourne.indymedia.org/news/2003/12/59604_comment.php

[chaotik1081]

Eh, not really.