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[george_w_bush]

hi y'all. just a quick note from me, the prez.

i need all my pals to register as american patriots here. that way, we will know y'all ain't terrorists

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[prfkttear]

Why don't we have "Terrorist Registration"?

All of the Terrorists in the United States, and around the world can register, and thus through a process of elimination decipher what terrorists are a threat to America and what terrorists are not a threat to America.

OOoohh! I know... How about a "Weapons of Mass Destruction" registry!

If you own "Weapons of mASS Destruction," you can register them, and so through a process of elimination, we can determine who has them! It's easy as pie! Plus, if you register within 30 days of getting your "Weapons of mASS Destruction," you'll get a free hat!

[jukebox_onfire]

but bush!! what if someone registers as an "american patriot" and they turn out to be an evil terrorist??!!!?

what if it turns out to be just like the way fox mulder told agent scully there were other forms of intelligence in the universe, and she did not believe him until after she was impregnated by an alien???!!

or did that ever even happen??!!

i must know!!!

"TRUST NO ONE."

love, an american citizan, and your friend
the dirty j

oh noo!

[jukebox_onfire]

HOLY GOD! I spelled citizen WRONG! Mr. President I am NOT a TERRORIST!!!

sincerly,
once again,
the dirty j

[sodapopinski51]

i wet the bed. my brother calls me the pants-peeing terrorist. we share the same bed. shit, im a bed-wetting, homo-erotic-incestual terrorist within america already... Fuck! but i signed anyway! good luck trying to figure out which one is me :)