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[george_w_bush]

i'm sure y'all have heard about what happened to those four brave americans at the hands of those brutal iraqi animals. if anything, this proves even more that i made the right choice. my fellow americans, war is always the answer.

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[circle_k]

when are we nuking fallujah?

[george_w_bush]

soon.

[lookbeyond]

when are we nuking france, germany, russia, iran, vietnam, cambodia, laos, italy, china, mexico, south america, and hell, why're we at it, can I just get a timetable for where the nukes'll be dropping? (just 'cause I plan on vacationing soon and I wouldn't wanna end up on the wrong side of a nuke)

[lizzie]

Oh! Let's nuke France next! I'm still bitter over the change of "French fries" to "Freedom fries". Therefore, France should die!

[shibuyapeach]

So when are we deciding when those "Chinese sons of a bitches" are going down?

"Shit guys, zee cigarrettes missiles, are coming, fire our shit!"
"But I am le tired."
"Well, have a nap... THEN FIRE ZEE MISSILES!!!"

[circle_k]

and the meteor is like fuck that!

[punkblu]

And Canada's like "What's going on, Eh?"

[gardenofevils]

People don't like you here... take a listen.

[jeffreyatw]

Yeah, people hate you, the REAL George Bush that actually POSTS IN A LIVEJOURNAL!

[gardenofevils]

oh wow. I am a stupid girl who didn't know this wasn't the real President Shrub. Thanks for clearing that up. God, I hate being a girl...

[jeffreyatw]

Haha, that's great. How the hell did you get any notion that I was making fun of you for the sole reason that you were female?

I didn't know that, I didn't care to check that, and believe it or not, it wouldn't matter either way.

[thinkimcool]

Fuck that lets nuke Mars

[deborah_melton]

Ha ha. Sweet.

There's actually a short sci-fi story about that. We nuke mars just as an alien race that lives there is going to give us the secrets to higher brain power.
*pip

[thinkimcool]

haha sounds like something Georgie would dp

[yes_justice]

Mars has alread declared that "the Emerikans have desecrated our sacred sands with their machines"....

Bush, does God tell you we should start armegeddon this week or next?

[seamusd]

Pass the maple syrup, George, and don't hoard all the waffles!