I woke up today, took a shit, got dressed, watched TV, and now I've found myself online. The weekends are so boring sometimes. I think I'll go out later and yell at teenagers. God, I hate teenagers. They make me sick. Well, that's all for now.

So tonight I decided to stay in. I totally pigged out on Taco Bell with my buddy Peter and his girlfriend Dina. We watched the Godfather, but Dina wasn't into it. I asked her if we could have a threesome instead, but she said no. I expected Peter to get pissed at me, but he thought it was hilarious. Hey, the night is still young.

Just got a new journal account because my old one got deleted. Not sure how often I'll be able to update it, but I'll try.