The next time my apartment building catches on fire...

[georgemachete]

...I will remember to grab my glasses and pants. There's nothing more confusing than standing on the streets of Bushwick at 7:30 AM, barefoot, blind and just wearing a hoodie and boxers.

The alleged prostitute on the 1st floor left candles burning, and now there's not much of a 1st floor of our building anymore.

Comments

[kitsch_monster]

This is such crazy news (Paige told me). Is Mr Charlie okay?

[georgemachete]

I hope so. He was really freaked out and shaking and wandering around the block muttering "This is what happens when you rent to irresponsible people." I feel bad for him, because he'll probably be displaced for a long time because of this. I'm glad that whore is gone. I hope she doesn't come back.

I left work at like 2 yesterday and went home, and Paula and Mark told me that I should find another place to stay for the night. When I went back to the apartment to collect some things, there was a layer of ash on everything, so it'll be fun cleaning when I get home tonight (assuming we have electricity).