Fuck. What a bombshell. My best mate, hereinafter referred to as Flash, has just been pushed from the family nest. His mum's moving to Swan Hill with her gentleman, and Flash's sister and boyfriend are going to rent the family home - on the condition that Flash isn't living there. All details are as told to me by Flash, so there may be omissions ( Read more... )

In a perfect world, I would have been home about 3PM. Instead, I got in about 8:30PM ( Read more... )

http://www.xkcd.com/531/

Friday night, the boy and I hightailed it off to Rutherglen to stay at his girlfriend's holiday house. Technically, her parents owned the block, and sold it to a guy who put a house on it, and they're allowed to use it, but that's not relevant to the story... so I'll move on ( Read more... )

I'm off to Rutherglen for the weekend. Flash and his ladyfriend have access to a holiday house. Might take the bike and go for a snoop around ( Read more... )

http://xkcd.com/524/

Lol. Yesterday - gotta love it ( Read more... )

I had the strangest dream the other night... I shall tell ( Read more... )

The washing is done and out, the dandelions are pulled out and it's not even 9AM. I want to mow the lawn, but I think everyone else is asleep. That'd just be rude. It can wait until lunch time.

Festivus is listed on Wiki as a holiday. Seinfeld has infiltrated the great Oracle of Wiki.