My pirate name is:

Mad Jack Bonney


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mark potter!

1. The international dialling code for mark potter is 672.
2. Mark potter is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
3. All swans in England belong to mark potter.
4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of mark potter is blue.
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WOW, my sister kristinia is quite a sorce of entertainment. Its like redneck central here. sooooo much drama I really hope they all show up and have a battle royal style fight in front of my house. minus the asians of course. But it would be fun to watch. I dont often break open my carton of luckies. By the way thanks for the gift buddy. even ( Read more... )

Hey kate, I almost took your cat home with me; but it was kind enough to leap from the back seat to the top of the dash board and completly fucking wig out on me while I was going 45 down route 3. Its good to be still living.

Saturday I spent half an hour pukeing in a public restroom inside a hotel untill finnaly in a fit of exaustion I passed out on the floor next too the toilet untill security woke me up, I then went to the 23rd floor and enjoyed a yuengling and crashed on some guys couch several hours later. I hope everyone else enjoyed an event filled weekend.

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sweet, there pushing moon-shoes again, more calls for mark.

Tonight I met the toughest 12 year old ever. Little kid has his tibula sticking out his damn leg at football practice and hes lying there and we are telling him "ok were going to bandage and splint your leg and its going to hurt a lot when we move it so go ahead and scream if you want." all we get out of this kid is the occasional "ow" and a little ( Read more... )

This evening, I met a deaf Ninja dressed in black and gold. He wrote me to get a cab with explicit instructions to take him to a fancy bar. I did as he asked. So he wrote that "Kung fu is good for you and me" and went on his merry way. So I think Ill frame our conversation which is written on a blank blockbuster receipt. That is all, enjoy your

Its my brithday dsm,aint and I proclain all that i see tin t the na,me of marktopia. They made me dink too much. and i live then and team ameriaca word police is a very goos d movie go see it. I do very much miss people but hey werwe all bussy. Gioood evening gents and lassie s