You know what ( Read more... )

Just thought I'd update ( Read more... )

Hey, I did OK on my SATs (I guess?) Combined 1220 in my verbal and math, and a 680 in writing. Not bad, I guess. Was hoping for a 1270 though...too bad.

This is an entry dedicated to all of the dead comedians that have enriched my life with such ferver and pessimism. Namely, they were fat, or were on drugs alot, or both ( Read more... )

A tip for those playing your instrument in front of a judge ( Read more... )

Wow. I haven't updated in a long time. Wow. Wow. Whoopdee do ( Read more... )

1547 days without a terror attack on the US.

1547 straight victories.

And you say the president doesn't know what he's doing.

Well, I'm successfully crappy at the french horn.

Yep.

Don't lika mucho.

Just kiddin. Love it.

You people make me sick ( Read more... )

Isn't it about time to face the truth ( Read more... )